Here’s proof that all it takes to get ahead in the competitive DJ world is a great pair…

Of turntables. And something tells us that if they are full of plastic, the clubbers will be up all night.

DJ Portia Surreal, is “up and coming”, according to her site, as a New York DJ and “glowing disco ball vixen”. She’s appeared with some of the DJ world’s headline acts, including Sandra Collins and Tiesto. She mixes it up with an emphasis on dark house and break beat cuts.

She’s a bit of an curiousity in the DJ world. Surreal developed her theatrical approach in the underground fetish and goth scenes. Her stripped-down approach to electronica has taken her around the world. We’re waiting for her to get to Kansas.

Her site has news, tour schedules, and (surprise!) photos of the self-billed “Erotic Fetish DJ Extraordinaire”.