We don’t know why, but Synthtopia is the top site in the world for the search phrase topless DJ.

We’re not sure if it was the story on “Erotic Fetish DJ Extraordinaire” Portia Surreal, the story on pornstar-turned-topless-dj DJ Niki Belucci, or the one about DJ Diva, the topless skydiving DJ, but somehow has Google pegged us as the authorities on topless DJs.

Now, it’s cool to be the top site in Google for anything, but being the #1 site for “topless DJ”…..that is an awesome responsibility to bear.

With that in mind, we felt like we should pass on some info that a Synthtopia reader sent us about DJ Titty T. Titty T is doing her best to put Italy on the topless DJ map.

We did our best to find a nice, tasteful, work-safe shot of Titty T. in action, shown above.

Read more for the not-safe-for-work chainmail bikini photo……

Here’s what we could find out about Titty T:

Titty T. the topless dj, la dee jay house nota al pubblico da quando durante una serata mentre mixa, presa dall’euforia della musica, non si accorge di aver perso il top. Una volta resasi conto dell’accaduto continua a suonare senza interrompere l’energia della serata, addirittura giocando con il pubblico e lanciando direttamente in pista il capo d’abbigliamento. Questo momento di grande euforia si ripete nella maggior parte delle serate al suono di buona elettro-house.

This didn’t make much sense to us, so we ran it through Babelfish, and this is what came out:

Titty T. the topless DJ, the goddesses jay house famous to the public one from when during a evening while mixa, taken from the euphoria of music, one does not notice to have lost the top. Once yield account of the happened one continues to play without to interrupt the energy of the evening, quite playing with the public and directly launch in track the apparel head. This moment of great euphoria is repeated in the greater part of the evenings to the sound of good elettro-house.

That still didn’t make much sense - so here’s our rough translation:

Once upon a time, Titty T., the topless DJ and goddess of house music, was mixing. Suddenly, in the euphoria of the music, she found that she had lost her top. She continued to play without skipping a beat, which went over really well with the electronica fans. She’s been doing this ever since, and has lived happily ever after.

If you know Italian - leave us a real translation in the comments……

Some might not want to take a DJ with a name like Titty T seriously - but you have to respect anyone that can keep a crowd dancing while wearing a chainmail bikini:

You can find out more about DJ Titty T at her site.