Why Do Synth Ads Have To Suck?
30Jul07
Here’s the question of the day - why do synth ads have to suck?
Here’s how Korg sells synths:

Here how Jackson sells guitars….

Nothing against Moby, but axe-wielding über-babes beat bald-headed metrosexuals.
Even worse, it looks like Jenna Jameson could kick Moby’s ***.
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Tags: babes, Jenna Jameson, Moby, sexy, Strange, Synthesizers



Moby might enjoy getting his ass kicked by Jenna Jameson!