Comments on: NSFW: Topless DJ Portia Surreal Wiped Off The Face Of The Internet

By: dan

dan — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:49:57 +0000

Her website is http://www.surrealfxxx.com and has been now for over a year. If only synthopia would care to actually search harder...

By: anon74

anon74 — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:32:17 +0000

I'd go and see portia get her tits out anyday! who gives a rats ass about the music if i wanna listen to music i can do that at home! why should i go to a club and jump aound like a queer pretending to admire some idiot dj mixing electronic noise its all the same shit to me..

By: Rick Mage

Rick Mage — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 07:43:13 +0000

^
“The age of watching and listening to an ugly, out of shape dj are over”

Dude, are you fuckin’ kidding me? It isn’t about how hot a DJ looks. It’s about if he or she throws the right music and can throw it down right. I would rather hear some fat, ugly DJ play an awesome flawless set than to see a hot, nude female throw down a shitty set. It isn’t about how good you look. It’s about the music and how well you can put together a set.

So, Portia can mix now?? That’s good. Good for her. I hope she didn’t turn her tables in for something like Ableton or Tracktor. Cause, shit like that doesn’t count. Good DJs don’t need help to beat match. They just need their God given ears. Only the crappy ones need tools to beat match. And just because you’ve gone international, that doesn’t make you a good DJ. Look at Deadmau5…

By: SinSin

SinSin — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:31:11 +0000

Maybe all of you haters are just that – haters. You obviously no idea what’s happening in Ms. Surreal’s life right now only because she’s not checking in every five minutes on myspace, facebook, twitter, website, etc. Maybe her website is down for a bit since she plans on creating a new one…it is possible.
Most of you people sleep in front of your computers and people that really have important agendas do not. For all of you that have not heard or seen her spin, whatever information you may find while searching for her on in the world wide web of b.s. doesnt do her any justice…especially since they suck due to the quality or they dont really display what exactly it is that she’s portraying due to the “sexual content”; most people out there dont really understand and appreciate it anyway.
What most “haters” fail to recognize is that sex and dance music have always worked hand in hand together. People go to parties to release and get f—ed or f—ed up. The age of watching and listening to an ugly, out of shape dj are over. And all those of you that have to work 9-5 jobs because they really can’t make it out there since you don’t have that “it” factor, so very sad to hear that.
People are posting about hearing her play in 2003, 2004, but it is 2009 folks. You guys have obviously not heard her play since then because she is an international act, in fact…just maybe her skills, presentations and performances have evolved since then – including her music. There are other “topless” djs out there, but there is only one Portia Surreal.
True artists dont hate, they appreciate other forms of expressions outside their own. Take a look in the mirror. You may think you are an artist because you, yourself and your ego considers yourself a dj but that does not define you as such. Also, life is a bit bigger than djing now a days anyway, since everybody claims to be one and they are a dime a dozen.
So continue to live in your box, in front of your computer 24/7, bitching and complaining about how this or that dj sucks while the rest of the world, including P Surreal makes her mark around the world(if you havent really, deeply understood what she represents by now, its way too deep and over your heads anyway). Cry and dont quit your day jobs since you obviously don’t have “it”. Its not what you do that makes you, its how you it that defines you.
Either way everybody is entitled to there opinions and beliefs so much love to all – Haters & those that appreciate.

By: Rick Mage

Rick Mage — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 07:43:32 +0000

haha…The first female DJ to perform in global venues?? I don’t think so…Miss Shiva went international way before Portia. She is one of many female DJs that went international way before Portia did. But the big difference is that Miss Shiva and these other female DJs can actually spin flawless. And when I heard Portia live, in 2004….Too many train wrecks…Though she did make a couple of clean mixes. I wouldn’t mind teaching he to DJ. …but Miss Shiva is way hotter and is one of the very few trance DJs that I would bow down to. I used to see her spin at Paramount Park in Rodermark, Germany.

By: synthhead

synthhead — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:36:54 +0000

You were booked UNDER her?

By: St. B from DEAD PANDA

St. B from DEAD PANDA — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:58:31 +0000

Somebody at Mixmag must have had a reason for saying she was good,
I wonder what she did to impress them so much?
Personally if I went to see a “topless DJ” and her “top” was fake, I would want a refund. But maybe there is hope, she can always team up with Samantha Ronson and they can be pretend DJs in a duo.

By: dajebus

dajebus — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:27:02 +0000

Shocking news indeed…

You can see videos of her on the web. She appears to have the required skills to play one song and then they next.

By: DJ Archaic

DJ Archaic — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:52:37 +0000

HAHAHAH omg, i was actually asked to teach her how to mix and refuesed…. once i heard how AWFUL she was, then was booked UNDER her … (which was a joke to begin with)…. but i guess sex sells, or sold, but if you ever heard her live WHAT THE HELL was mixmag thinking saying she was a dj to look out for? she makes a trainwreck sound good…. i agree with anyonymous up there…. 100%

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:25:35 +0000

She’s probably at the local strip club dancing to a DJ with clothes on.