You already know that sexy 3D ads for software synths are a pet peeve in Synthtopia.
You know what else raises the hackles around here?
Sample libraries with porn movie names.
You know you’ve seen them.
Ghetto Grooves, for example, is a pretty descriptive title. You can figure you’re going to get some solid hip hop and r ‘n’ b loops, with a title like that.
By the time you get to Ghetto Grooves 3, though, you’re moving into porn movie title territory. You gotta figure that the sound developer has put things on autopilot.
Ghetto Grooves 3 sounds like something that you’re going to find in the back room at Guitar Center….through the 18 and over door.
Here are a few more titles for you to consider:
- Heat Seekers 2
- Nu Jointz II
- Big Booty Remix 2
- Ethno World 4
- V-Spot
- Bollywood Bangers
- Black Butta 2
- Backside Bounce 2
- Urban Jointz
- Funky House Grooves 2
Sample libraries or porn movies?
You make the call!
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11 Responses to “Pet Peeve Of The Week: Sample Libraries With Porn Movie Names”
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What an imagination you have, tut tut.
I'm rather enjoying thinking about it. All these variations…
anyone know good cracks for sample libraries like these?
Maybe you should make a "Sample Library or Porno?" challenge.
Sample Library or Porno?
Three of the ten titles listed above are for adult films. The rest are sample libraries.
Can you figure out which is which, without resorting to using a search engine?
What kind of area do you live in where even the Guitar Center has an "18 and over" section?
What's next? Furious Fisting Fantasies VII??
Definitely a sample library.
Yup.2400 samples of sloppy anuses in Wav/Rex 2/EXS 24
Some of these names are over a decade old, too. MadJef (behind the Black Butta series) was very nice to me back in the day, he said some complementary things despite a cultural stretch, and this was very encouraging.
On the scatalogical side, there was a Pull My Finger (guess what it sounds like) sample CD I remember seeing long ago.
So what? I don't get it man… You're so prude…