Caption This! The NSFW Strap-On Keytar Edition

We’re not sure what to make of this guy, who’s packing what is described as a “Super Arcade Strap-On Penis Synthesizer”. But, if this band comes to town, I’m not sitting in the front row.

If you know anything about this bizarre monster synth, let us know.

And even if you don’t, let us know how you’d caption this photo!

Update via the comments: Ujino Muneteru’s “Love Arm 2” consists of a ridiculously large mechanical contraption embedded with various lights, fake fur, disco spots and two motorcycle handlebars.

The handlebars act as the control panel for the instrument, with buttons which are pressed to make electronic noises and operate the different coloured lights.

22 thoughts on “Caption This! The NSFW Strap-On Keytar Edition

  1. "Despite what she might say, he knew his breakthroughs in 'alternative' midi controllers would get him in the historybooks…"

    "For some reason, he never did seem to get many complements on the jacket…"

    "She still refuses to use the microphone he built in for her…"

  2. Have you ever wanted to put the "hard" in hardware? The "size" in synthesizer?
    Well now we have the product for you – the Korg Penisizer! It will make her moan and squeal like a TB-303.
    Now with increased sustain ability and more powerful release!

  3. “f*%$ you, I was Born This Way!”

    “just in.Long lost Duchamp piece discovered”

    “A lifelong victim of ADHD, he never fully recovered from his childhood Big Wheel / Coffee Table collision in Little Italy”

    ” mmmm, can wait til she grows up and has headlights like mine”

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