The Most Expensive Loop Library Ever – Flutes Of Fire

The Loop Loft has introduced Flutes of Fire – aka “the most expensive loops in the world”.

How expensive?

How about $9,999.95 for 9 loops?

Here’s what you get for your $9,999.95:

The finer things in life don’t come cheap. Caviar, Ferraris, Chinchilla lined-mittens, just to name a few. We believe the same holds true with flute loops.

Especially when they are recorded by one of the greatest flautists to ever walk the earth, Victor “El Fuego” Machatchka. You may own his Grammy Award-winning records, or have read his NY Times Best Selling-autobiography, but until you listen to these 9 loops recorded exclusively for The Loop Loft, you won’t fully appreciate the virtuosity that is Machatchka. And no, that’s not reverb you hear. That’s the sound of genius resonating inside of Victor’s tortured soul.

Along with offering this collection of loops in traditional audio formats such as WAV, AIFF and REX2, we’re also the first loop company in the world to utilize cutting edge SNIFTI technology, bringing Victor’s scent (a tantalizing combination of yellow onions, Johnnie Walker and Old Spice) directly to the user. This file format, which is still under development at the MIT Media Lab, contains three separate channels of data; audio left, audio right and digital smell. Never has the term “presence” been more appropriate when working with recorded tracks.

It’s not April 1st, so we’re thinking that The Loop Loft must be in a different Date Zone or something.

Let us know what you think about the most expensive loops in the world…..

78 thoughts on “The Most Expensive Loop Library Ever – Flutes Of Fire

  1. I gotta say, it is a VERY clever way to get folks to visit your site. The other stuff on the site is about $25 per volume, pretty nice stuff. (No, I don't work for them.) Pretty funny idea.

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  2. I gotta say, it is a VERY clever way to get folks to visit your site. The other stuff on the site is about $25 per volume, pretty nice stuff. (No, I don't work for them.) Pretty funny idea.

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  3. I gotta say, it is a VERY clever way to get folks to visit your site. The other stuff on the site is about $25 per volume, pretty nice stuff. (No, I don't work for them.) Pretty funny idea.

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  4. I gotta say, it is a VERY clever way to get folks to visit your site. The other stuff on the site is about $25 per volume, pretty nice stuff. (No, I don't work for them.) Pretty funny idea.

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  5. I gotta say, it is a VERY clever way to get folks to visit your site. The other stuff on the site is about $25 per volume, pretty nice stuff. (No, I don't work for them.) Pretty funny idea.

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  6. I gotta say, it is a VERY clever way to get folks to visit your site. The other stuff on the site is about $25 per volume, pretty nice stuff. (No, I don't work for them.) Pretty funny idea.

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  7. Not as funny as the stuff the Tone Hammer guys are doing. This feels like a cheap half-assed attempt in the wake of the Gnome Hammer advent calender and their MAX DISCOUNT infomercial.

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  8. well i went right to the checkout stage of purchasing there and no, it appears to not be a joke. hmmm….. okay for some strange reason im actually compelled to give this rediculous topic the time of day. Can i ask who the loop loft is expecting to consider buying this? Famous rich musicians maybe? Im sure I wil be excused for stating the obvious here but i would imagine the majority of the people that would have reason to be on that website in the first place would know how to easily obtain the best bits for free by recording the audio from that video if they wanted it…..talk to us guys

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  9. Ha ha, ace. I'm surprised more people don't find this funny, why all the serious comments? Didn't anyone actually watch the video?

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  10. Ha ha, ace. I'm surprised more people don't find this funny, why all the serious comments? Didn't anyone actually watch the video?

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  11. Ha ha, ace. I'm surprised more people don't find this funny, why all the serious comments? Didn't anyone actually watch the video?

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  12. Ha ha, ace. I'm surprised more people don't find this funny, why all the serious comments? Didn't anyone actually watch the video?

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  13. Ha ha, ace. I'm surprised more people don't find this funny, why all the serious comments? Didn't anyone actually watch the video?

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  14. Ha ha, ace. I'm surprised more people don't find this funny, why all the serious comments? Didn't anyone actually watch the video?

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  15. 10,000 could get me a flute and flute lessons for a year. I could also afford probably budget a really obscure ribbon mic to record it all through. Or I could just steal one from the store and use it until it gets repossessed by the federal government.

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  16. Well, I have to agree with the general consensus; this is waay overpriced in my opinion but I think they're totally right to try it. Heck; who knows, maybe you'll find someone who desperately needs this..

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  17. Well, I have to agree with the general consensus; this is waay overpriced in my opinion but I think they're totally right to try it. Heck; who knows, maybe you'll find someone who desperately needs this..

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  18. Well, I have to agree with the general consensus; this is waay overpriced in my opinion but I think they're totally right to try it. Heck; who knows, maybe you'll find someone who desperately needs this..

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  19. Well, I have to agree with the general consensus; this is waay overpriced in my opinion but I think they're totally right to try it. Heck; who knows, maybe you'll find someone who desperately needs this..

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  20. Well, I have to agree with the general consensus; this is waay overpriced in my opinion but I think they're totally right to try it. Heck; who knows, maybe you'll find someone who desperately needs this..

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  21. Well, I have to agree with the general consensus; this is waay overpriced in my opinion but I think they're totally right to try it. Heck; who knows, maybe you'll find someone who desperately needs this..

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  22. I must say, $10k for SNIFTI technology straight from the MIT Media Lab isn't a bad deal. It's MIDI for the 22nd century.

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  23. I must say, $10k for SNIFTI technology straight from the MIT Media Lab isn't a bad deal. It's MIDI for the 22nd century.

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  24. I must say, $10k for SNIFTI technology straight from the MIT Media Lab isn't a bad deal. It's MIDI for the 22nd century.

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  25. I must say, $10k for SNIFTI technology straight from the MIT Media Lab isn't a bad deal. It's MIDI for the 22nd century.

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  26. I must say, $10k for SNIFTI technology straight from the MIT Media Lab isn't a bad deal. It's MIDI for the 22nd century.

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  27. I must say, $10k for SNIFTI technology straight from the MIT Media Lab isn't a bad deal. It's MIDI for the 22nd century.

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  28. is this loop loft anything good? i was trying to listen sample for given products and none of them available… site looks good the rest is amateur. so far…

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  29. $10k is an impulse purchase for me
    I would most definately buy this but their SNIFTI format isnt compatible with any of my software…fek….. Surely they could come up with a workaround to get the olfactory data into a wav file

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  30. I see they are now having a 30% off Holiday Sales on all loops… so with the flute loops, you can save a whopping $3,000. Now that's a deal!

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  31. I see they are now having a 30% off Holiday Sales on all loops… so with the flute loops, you can save a whopping $3,000. Now that's a deal!

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  32. I see they are now having a 30% off Holiday Sales on all loops… so with the flute loops, you can save a whopping $3,000. Now that's a deal!

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  33. I see they are now having a 30% off Holiday Sales on all loops… so with the flute loops, you can save a whopping $3,000. Now that's a deal!

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  34. I see they are now having a 30% off Holiday Sales on all loops… so with the flute loops, you can save a whopping $3,000. Now that's a deal!

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  35. I see they are now having a 30% off Holiday Sales on all loops… so with the flute loops, you can save a whopping $3,000. Now that's a deal!

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  36. I didn’t buy the stupid flute thing but other stuff. Sucks. Amateur hour. They ignore you if you ask for a refund.

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