Metasonix D-2000 Vacuum Tube Drum Machine ‘Will Blow Your Ass Off’

Metasonix has introduced the D-2000 Vacuum Tube Drum Machine – a new design that they say ‘will blow your ass off’. “It’s rude and immoral. It’s not completely dead-silent and distortionless, and cannot be made so,” notes Metasonix. “The owner’s manual is full of warnings for the idiots who often purchase our products, and claim… Read More Metasonix D-2000 Vacuum Tube Drum Machine ‘Will Blow Your Ass Off’