Sonic Weapon Will Make You Wet Your Pants

Sonic Devastator WeaponUsually when people talk about sonic weapons, they’re talking about the latest axe, how a musician “killed” last night or how Mike D. slays on the mic.

But the Sonic Devastator is a sonic weapon that will make you wet your pants or run in fear:

It is capable of emitting intense ultrasonic blasts from its output transducer. The sonic blast is capable of inducing intense pain and discomfort in humans and animals.

It is effective for approximately 20ft but some people are even effected at distances as great as 50ft. Some people are more sensitive to sonic waves then others. The batteries will last for nearly 20 hours of continuous operation before needing replacement.

OK – I need one of these things already.

More details:

Our research has shown that by using these adjustment controls it is now possible to drastically increase the sonic output effect of the unit. It is possible to adjust the output for a maximizing effect on certain targets such as humans, dogs, unruly animals etc. One interesting characteristic of high power sonic waves is they are able to transmit much farther then normal sound waves and can easily be heard through thick walls and over long distances if properly tuned.

Although parts of the sonic output are actually above the range of human hearing, the output can easily be heard when the trigger is pulled because the frequency is being swept back and forth. It is a very loud and painful screeching type sound. A good example of the type of irritation it produces is to say its like somebody scratching their fingernails on a chalkboard but at 130 decibels which is about the same sound output levels experienced at a rock concert. When the device is properly tuned and used on a human target the effect causes intense naseau and headaches usually within less than 60 seconds of exposure. Some people actually feel intense pain and pressure on their eardrums and the natural reaction is to want to get away from it as quickly as possible. The device does not cause any permenant harm or damge. The effects of being hit by a sonic blast usually subside after an hour or so.

The sonic waves are highly directional and most of the output is emitted out the front in an invisible cone shape of 45 degrees to be aimed directly at the intended target. The operator is able to hear the sonic blast but its at tollerable levels as long as its pointed away from the operator. The unit is highly effective against most animals due to their ability to hear in the upper frequency bands. Because of this fact it makes a great anti-dog deterrent.

Bitches giving you trouble? The Sonic Devastator has got you covered!

20 thoughts on “Sonic Weapon Will Make You Wet Your Pants

  1. So first they say it’s 130 decibels and then they go on to say it doesn’t cause any permanent harm or damge (sic). Which one is it?

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  3. I have built this device, with many modifications for better power and annoing noise. I have connnected sawtooth (from C) from a 555 into pin 5 (modulation) of another 555 an taken its modulatet sawtooth ( also from capacitor) to a bridge TDA2009A powered from 12V to 28V converter. Then it’s connected to piezo tweeter.

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  6. I want one!
    But seriously, that sounds as if they really mean no *serious* lasting effects. Leave that on for more than 5 minutes and that could leave a small mark, if used improperly.


  7. These machines do exist, currently I have a neighbour using one of them on me, because I used a dog whistle app against his dog which used to bark continuously at all hours, keeping me up and my kids up all night. I spoke to him several times about him leaving his dog all night barking – obviously the dog just wants to come back in, but this neighbour just ignores the dog and the irony is he keeps the dog in in the daytime, thus no barking. He claims he forgets dog is outside (how can he forget his dog is outside) and he would rectify the situation, but 3 months down the line dog was still out all night barking, so I got dog whistle app which was so effective dog stop barking…..I believe this got his back up and he got the sonic nausea generator machine and is using it with a vengeance against me, ironically I had read about these machines and was going to get one to play a prank on a mate. As I feel sick pretty much all the time now when he uses it, I have no defence (especially since I have sensitive hearing – I can hear cars from a couple of roads away) – I have to get a couple of these devises as I think he has more than one now as the effect is getting stronger and stronger – so I need to get about four and point them at his house and see how he likes it, or could you suggest better solution.

    thanks for your time – Mike

  8. I have the same problem, annoying neighbors who prefer to escalate their annoyance instead of complying to common decency. They can go off world as far as that goes. They are doing the choke and puke on me too.

  9. the revised sonic devastator schematic at the bottom of the sonic devastator page dose not use pin 3 of the first out of two timers why is this so

  10. I am a custodian at a High School and we have an ongoing Bat problem. They somehow find their way into our building and we have high ceilings. As custodians we are called upon to eliminate the pest but we are limited to a fishing net and a badminton racket on a pole. I was hoping that something like this could be used to help us eliminate the bats. Our District maintenance guys gave us a bunch of those plug in sonic pest controllers….yeah they don’t work. The problem is our high ceilings, when there is a bat hanging on the wall up high we can’t do anything but if we can get it to fly our chances increase . I thought maybe this thing might motivate the bat to flight and help us catch them. Ideas????

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