Sorry if this comes off harsh to all the male Synthtopia readers that play the keytar, but consider it tough love.
Give a woman a keytar, and she’ll kill you with her death glare:
Give a guy a keytar, and he’ll look like a mouth breather:
Moral of the story: Unless your name is Herbie Hancock, don’t expect to look cool playing the keytar.
Next up – the extra bonus picture: Can you find the keytarist?