Metasonix D-2000 Vacuum Tube Drum Machine ‘Will Blow Your Ass Off’

Metasonix has introduced the D-2000 Vacuum Tube Drum Machine – a new design that they say ‘will blow your ass off’. “It’s rude and immoral. It’s not completely dead-silent and distortionless, and cannot be made so,” notes Metasonix. “The owner’s manual is full of warnings for the idiots who often purchase our products, and claim… Read More Metasonix D-2000 Vacuum Tube Drum Machine ‘Will Blow Your Ass Off’

Metasonix Intros Euro Vacuum-Tube Reverb Module

Metasonix has introduced a new Eurorack module that, after the Metasonix Fucking Fucker, the Assblaster and the Scrotum Smasher, seems almost wholesome. The R-56 Vacuum Tube Reverb uses two 9-pin miniature triode-pentodes, type 12CT8. The design is optimized for maximum sound quality and minimum noise and hum. It is presently the only vacuum-tube spring reverb usable in a Euro-rack… Read More Metasonix Intros Euro Vacuum-Tube Reverb Module