You might not realize this, but even in a synthesizer-filled utopia like Synthtopia, there are Zombies to deal with.
Why?
Five Reasons You Have To Worry About Zombies:
- Evil scientists – according to the bell curve – half of all scientists are actually evil;
- Radiation – Nuclear, X-Ray, Solar – they all end the same way – ulcerous reanimation;
- Viruses – reverse-engineering of the common cold to cure cancer always ends badly – because it turns out the military is involved;
- The Dark Arts – you don’t need to go to a shack in the woods anymore to find a copy of the hell-raising Necronomicon, it’s available at Amazon; and
- iamamiwhoami – these mysterious videos could actually be a new form of mind control, masterminded by Christina Aguilera.
Fortunately, Ableton Live guru Tom Cosm has announced a Zombie-killing remix competition for his latest track, Bubble Butt.
Remix this:
And you could win this:
Finally a remix competition with a prize that’s actually useful!
Details at Cosm’s site.
The Zombie Defense Kit:
- All Weather Safety Whistle
- Professional Fishing Anti-Slip Gloves
- Compressed Towel for Travellers (Small)
- 8-LED Flashlight with Knife and Glass Breaker Survival Toolkit (3*AAA)
- Ultrafire Stainless Steel Tookit Plier (9-Tool Wooden Handle)
- Super Dynamo Battery-free Emergency LED Flashlight (Siren+FM Radio+Cell Phone Charger)
- Carbon Steel Manual-Release Folding Knife with Clip (21cm Full-Length)
- Wilderness Survival Steel Detachable Shovel with Compass and Pouch
- Walkie Talkie 2-Pack Set (5KM Range)
- Stainless Steel Foldable Travellers Spork with Nylon Pouch
- Aluminum Alloy Carabiner Clip (5-Piece Pack/Assorted Colors)
- 10×25 Field Binocular
- Solar Panel (0.8W) Self-Recharge 750mAh 4.5V~9V USB Backup Battery *Complete Kit* (Silver)
- Black PVC Stripe/Shutter Shades
- Solar Powered Waterproof Digital Stopwatch Sport Wristwatch with EL Back Light (Yellow)
- Double Eagle Plastic 6mm Caliber Spring-load BB Gun
- Advanced 9-Piece Set Lock Picks
- HONEST Extra Large Butane Jet Torch
- Magnesium Fire Starter Survival Tool with Fire Sparkle
- High Temperature Tape (20mm 200-C)
- Stainless Steel Katanas with Stand (27/35/40cm 3-Katana Set)
- 13-LED Camping Illumination Light (3xAAA)
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